Sounds like a very interesting project Lochlan. I don't have any tips for you, in fact I'm sure I will learn a few things from you and whoever else comments on this. Good Luck, Rosemary
Alright, I know exactly what you should do. Look in the fridge for a jar of pickles. Pick out the biggest pickle you can find in the jar and cut it open. Eat the inside of the pickle then put a web camera inside and glue the pickle shut. Poke a hole in the pickle jar lid and feed the web cam cord through it. Then run the cord outside the fridge door and to your bedroom. In your bedroom you can run the software on your computer that shows what is happening on the web camera. So you will be able to see whenever someone opens the fridge and see just who it is that is eating all the pickles.
Well, if you have a remote control helicopter or a remote control boat that isn't at the bottom of the lake, you could put your mom's iphone on it (using lots of tape so it won't fall off) and turn on the camera and start recording. Then you can drive the boat or helicopter around in into places that you wouldn't be expected, and you can spy on people that way. When you drive the boat or helicopter home, you can get the phone back and see what has been recorded.
Here are some excellent ideas for using a spy camera:
1. To see if anyone is prowling around outside your front door. It might be a burglar and they would be embarrassed to have it replayed to the police, especially the part where your dad beat them up. 2. To keep an eye on the place where you store your bicycles, in case anyone decides to steal them again. Then you could ask around until you found someone who knew the thief, and then go knock on his door with a baseball bat and ask for your bike back. 3. To observe the cooks in a restaurant, just to make sure they don't use food that fell on the floor in preparing your meal, or spit in the salad dressing or anything like that. It is pretty gross. 4. To make sure that people wash their hands in the sink with soap and water after using the bathroom. You sure don't want to shake their hands! 5. To point at the cash register in the store, making sure the employees are not stealing money from their boss. If they are, they should be spanked. 6. To look inside your car trunk so you can make sure your sister is behaving, while you're having a fun ride in the back seat. 7. To mount on your rubber band gun so you can record people's expressions right before you shoot them in the kisser. 8. You can mount a camera on the back of your head, and have a screen in front of your face so you can see what is behind you. Not only can you see who is sneaking up on you, but you can just walk backwards all the time and people will think it is so cool. 9. You can put a spy camera on a kite and fly it really high. Then you can see what your neighbors are up to, in their back yard. 10. If the camera is small, you can put it in a little plastic bag with a flashlight, and then swallow it. You can then see what the inside of your body looks like. You can retrieve your equipment either right before you flush the toilet, or right after the surgeon removes it from your abdomen.
OK, the first thing you should do is get a dog. The second thing you should do is get a collar and put it on. The third you should do is take the collar off and put it on the dog.. it's not for humans, you know. The fourth thing is get an infrared camera and attach it to the dog's collar. An infrared camera is one that sees in the dark. So then you let him out of the house for the night. When he comes back in the morning, you can see where he's been, what cars he's chased, how many cats he's eaten, and where his favorite hidey holes are. Good doggy. Chip & Dale
I think spying is a wonderful idea. I just can't wait to read about your spying adventures. Oh, it is going to be soooooo good. I read some of the ideas up there. The pickle jar spy idea was good but it sounds kind of hard. I really like the idea about putting the spy camera in the attic to spy on the crowmarts and fuzzy whizzles and jobbie smashers. Sounds great! Barbara Bonefetcher.
I have come up with an excellent alternative to using a spy camera that you might find very interesting.
Instead of a spy camera, I use a Spy Eye. It is attached to the front of my head, and I've got a spare one in case it breaks down. With my Spy Eye, I look at a lot of things in every environment I find myself in, and the signals are piped directly into my brain, which in turn deciphers them and forms images in my mind. It is very cool to "see" things this way.
I also like to play games with my Spy Eye. Have you heard of the game "I Spy With My Little Eye"? I invented that game! If you don't know it, one day perhaps I will teach it to you.
Sounds like a very interesting project Lochlan. I don't have any tips for you, in fact I'm sure I will learn a few things from you and whoever else comments on this. Good Luck, Rosemary
ReplyDeleteI have an idea! Why don't you use a spy camera! Yah, a SPY CAMERA! That way you will be able to spy things with your spy camera! Yah, do it, do it!
ReplyDeleteAlright, I know exactly what you should do. Look in the fridge for a jar of pickles. Pick out the biggest pickle you can find in the jar and cut it open. Eat the inside of the pickle then put a web camera inside and glue the pickle shut. Poke a hole in the pickle jar lid and feed the web cam cord through it. Then run the cord outside the fridge door and to your bedroom. In your bedroom you can run the software on your computer that shows what is happening on the web camera. So you will be able to see whenever someone opens the fridge and see just who it is that is eating all the pickles.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you have a remote control helicopter or a remote control boat that isn't at the bottom of the lake, you could put your mom's iphone on it (using lots of tape so it won't fall off) and turn on the camera and start recording. Then you can drive the boat or helicopter around in into places that you wouldn't be expected, and you can spy on people that way. When you drive the boat or helicopter home, you can get the phone back and see what has been recorded.
ReplyDeleteFrom: Mr. Jamjams.
Here are some excellent ideas for using a spy camera:
ReplyDelete1. To see if anyone is prowling around outside your front door. It might be a burglar and they would be embarrassed to have it replayed to the police, especially the part where your dad beat them up.
2. To keep an eye on the place where you store your bicycles, in case anyone decides to steal them again. Then you could ask around until you found someone who knew the thief, and then go knock on his door with a baseball bat and ask for your bike back.
3. To observe the cooks in a restaurant, just to make sure they don't use food that fell on the floor in preparing your meal, or spit in the salad dressing or anything like that. It is pretty gross.
4. To make sure that people wash their hands in the sink with soap and water after using the bathroom. You sure don't want to shake their hands!
5. To point at the cash register in the store, making sure the employees are not stealing money from their boss. If they are, they should be spanked.
6. To look inside your car trunk so you can make sure your sister is behaving, while you're having a fun ride in the back seat.
7. To mount on your rubber band gun so you can record people's expressions right before you shoot them in the kisser.
8. You can mount a camera on the back of your head, and have a screen in front of your face so you can see what is behind you. Not only can you see who is sneaking up on you, but you can just walk backwards all the time and people will think it is so cool.
9. You can put a spy camera on a kite and fly it really high. Then you can see what your neighbors are up to, in their back yard.
10. If the camera is small, you can put it in a little plastic bag with a flashlight, and then swallow it. You can then see what the inside of your body looks like. You can retrieve your equipment either right before you flush the toilet, or right after the surgeon removes it from your abdomen.
(c) 2012 Stan The Excellent Idea Man
OK, the first thing you should do is get a dog. The second thing you should do is get a collar and put it on. The third you should do is take the collar off and put it on the dog.. it's not for humans, you know. The fourth thing is get an infrared camera and attach it to the dog's collar. An infrared camera is one that sees in the dark. So then you let him out of the house for the night. When he comes back in the morning, you can see where he's been, what cars he's chased, how many cats he's eaten, and where his favorite hidey holes are. Good doggy.
ReplyDeleteChip & Dale
I think spying is a wonderful idea. I just can't wait to read about your spying adventures. Oh, it is going to be soooooo good. I read some of the ideas up there. The pickle jar spy idea was good but it sounds kind of hard. I really like the idea about putting the spy camera in the attic to spy on the crowmarts and fuzzy whizzles and jobbie smashers. Sounds great!
ReplyDeleteBarbara Bonefetcher.
Hi Lochlan,
ReplyDeleteI have come up with an excellent alternative to using a spy camera that you might find very interesting.
Instead of a spy camera, I use a Spy Eye. It is attached to the front of my head, and I've got a spare one in case it breaks down. With my Spy Eye, I look at a lot of things in every environment I find myself in, and the signals are piped directly into my brain, which in turn deciphers them and forms images in my mind. It is very cool to "see" things this way.
I also like to play games with my Spy Eye. Have you heard of the game "I Spy With My Little Eye"? I invented that game! If you don't know it, one day perhaps I will teach it to you.
Sincerely,
Tom I. Peeper